Happy birthday,
you thief.
Cake is wasted on a beagle. What they'd actually enjoy is a song that mentions the baguette, the mismatched shoe and the parrot next door — sung out loud at the party while they look slightly alarmed. That's what this is.
Biscuit, a beagle of four. His person told us about the fire-siren howl, the shoe that never matches, and the whole baguette that vanished off the counter one Sunday.
Does the song actually say my pet's name?
Yes — in every chorus. If the name is unusual, we spell it the way you type it and the singer sings it as written.
Can it be funny rather than sweet?
Choose 'silly' as the mood and country, disco or hip-hop as the genre. The details you give do most of the work: a stolen baguette is funnier than anything we could invent.
How long does it take?
The preview is ready in about three minutes. After payment the full song and the second version take a few more minutes; you can close the page — the links arrive by email.
What if the birthday is today?
You're fine. Most birthday songs are written on the day. Add rush delivery at checkout if you want it in about a minute instead of three.
Can I play it at the party from my phone?
Yes. The song page works on any phone, and the MP3 downloads to your device. A lyric sheet PDF comes with it if you want people to sing along.