The one gift
they can't chew.
The tree survives, mostly. The song is the part of Christmas that's about them specifically — the window they watch the snow from, the ribbon they steal, the doorbell they hate — written for whoever in the family loves that animal most.
Pepe, a six-year-old parrot who shouts 'hola guapo' before the door opens, steals keys and pen caps, and cannot stand the microwave. Written in Spanish for his family; the English version reads like this.
Will it sound like a Christmas carol?
Only if you choose a genre that leans that way — lullaby or ballad. It's an original song about your pet; Christmas is the mood, not the melody.
Can I give the song as a present?
Yes. The song page is a link; the cover and the lyric sheet are files. Many people print the sheet and put it in a card, with the QR code that plays the song.
I'm ordering late. Will it make it?
The preview is ready in about three minutes and the full song a few minutes after payment, any day, including the 24th. Rush delivery is available at checkout.
Can the song be in Czech for my family?
Yes. The language of the song is independent of the language of the site — pick Czech on the last screen and the words are written in Czech, not translated.