Sorry

It was
my fault.

You came home late. The wheel stopped and two black eyes followed you across the room. Some apologies need a chorus.

Write the apologyFive screens · 30 seconds free · $24.99 only if you like it
Specific about the crimeThe song works because it names what happened — the empty bowl, the shadow on the wall — and doesn't hide behind 'I'm sorry' in general.
Funny, mostlyApology songs are the ones people play to friends. Hip-hop and disco carry the joke; ballad if you're genuinely in the doghouse.
The name, repeatedEvery chorus says their name. It is hard to stay angry at someone singing your name.
An apology we wrote

Nugget, a one-year-old hamster who sits in his wheel staring until the sunflower seeds arrive, stuffs a whole cheek with cardboard, and freezes when the cat's shadow crosses the wall. His person was late with the seeds.

ChorusNugget, Nugget, I'm sorry, small guy,I saw that shadow scare you, don't ask why,I'll bring the seeds and sit with you a while,Nugget, Nugget, forgive me with a smile.
Is this a joke product?

It's a real song about a real animal. Whether it's funny depends on what you tell us and the genre you pick — people order these for a laugh and end up keeping them.

Can the apology be to a person, about the pet?

The song is sung by you to the pet. If the apology is really for the person who loves the pet, they'll get the joke — send them the page.

How specific should I be?

Very. 'Forgot the seeds and moved the lamp' makes a better verse than 'was a bad owner'. Two of your details go into the lyrics as you wrote them.

What comes with it?

Two versions of the song, a cover with their photo, a lyric sheet with a QR code, and a page you can send. Thirty seconds free before you pay.

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