Cats

A song about
your cat.

Cats pretend not to care and then follow you into every room. That contradiction is the whole song. Tell us what yours steals, where they hide, what they refuse to tolerate, and we write the rest.

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Written for a cat, not a small dogCat songs are quieter and drier. The prompt knows the difference; the details you give make it specific.
The hoard under the couchEvery cat steals something — hair ties, bottle caps, one specific sock. It goes in verse two.
Pop, ballad or lullabyCats suit pop and lullabies best, in our experience. Disco works if the cat is that kind of cat.
A cat song we made

Miso, a grey shorthair adopted two years ago. Pretends not to notice the key, then trails her person room to room; hoards hair ties under the couch; bolts at the doorbell.

Queen of the CushionsMiso · Pop
2:42
ChorusMiso, Miso, queen of this house,Miso, Miso, quiet as a mouse,Miso, Miso, curled on your chair,watching for something, then you're right there.
My cat does nothing. What do I write?

Where they sleep, what they knock off the table, what they run from. 'Does nothing' usually turns out to be six specific things.

Is there a cat-specific voice or style?

No special voice — you choose female, male or child, and one of eight genres. The lyrics are what make it a cat song.

Will the song use words like 'kitty'?

Not unless you do. The prompt forbids diminutives and cutesy labels the owner didn't use. Your cat has a name; the song uses it.

Can I add a photo?

Yes, on the first screen. It goes on the square cover and on the song page.

Write the cat song